Random clean joke, Another random joke
About five years ago, the battery in my beat-up
VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on
overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time,
so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me
a hand in starting the car.
I told her to get into our second car, a prehistoric
oversized gas guzzler, and use it to push my car
fast enough to start it. I pointed out to her that
because the VW had an automatic transmission,
it needed to be pushed at least 30 MPH for it to
start. She said fine, hopped into her car, and
drove off.
I sat there fuming, wondering what she could be
doing. A minute passed by, and when I saw her in
the rear view mirror coming at me at about 40 MPH,
I realized that I should have been a bit more clear
with my directions!
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